Outbound Security at airports is in place, I have decided, not to check for items that may pose a security risk like nail files and disposable lighters (which, incidentally you cannot take through Security, but can buy freely once air-side). It is to wind the public up SO much that potential air-rage candidates expose themselves by ranting on about the pointlessness of queuing at 5am to get to Malaga along with 100 other people, when there are only 6 security staff manning X-ray machines.
Word for the day: panini. Definition: tepid half-baked roll with all remaining semblance of life crushed from its limp form.
technorati tags: airport, security, breakfast
posted by Ben Hollingsworth @ 5:29 AM
