Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Hero worship was NEVER more deserved as that aimed at the magnificent Chuck Norris. It is no exaggeration to say I nearly P**sed myself. His official site alone is enough to induce side-splitting symptoms.

No, Really. For example :

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

  • When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris doesn`t need to swallow when eating food.

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

It isn't all humour however, as scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

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