Hero worship was NEVER more deserved as that aimed at the magnificent Chuck Norris. It is no exaggeration to say I nearly P**sed myself. His official site alone is enough to induce side-splitting symptoms.No, Really. For example :
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn`t need to swallow when eating food.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
It isn't all humour however, as scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
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posted by Ben Hollingsworth @ 1:57 PM
