No, Really. For example :
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn`t need to swallow when eating food.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
It isn't all humour however, as scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.