Just suppose the human race were being observed by friendly aliens, just waiting for the one last criteria to be fullfilled before starting 'intervention', what do you suppose this earth-shattering event would be. Would it be the discovery of desktop Nuclear fission, true, workableAntiGravity, or would it be the SMS-Fired Bluetooth Vibrator?Well quite obviously the latter...prepare for a visit from the Grays any day now.....

